MEN SPECIAL.

NOTE : I am not a disgrace to my girl breed. Period.

You like her? You dream of her? You want her to be yours?

My boy, you are reading the correct post. I'll spill all the secret saved beans for you.

RULE NUMBER 1 : YOU HAVE BRAINS.

Now if your girl has brains and she knows that, and you go to her and end up saying something like,

 '' What's the use of using our brain all the time?'' OR ''I never use my brains unless we have a test.'', you are out. Just OUT. She'll strike you off forever. It's a big turn off. And it's no way near being Cool.

You have something in your skull, remember that! Use it more often and be careful with the lines you play to get her.

RULE NUMBER 2: SENSELESS HUMOUR?

You guys see her figure. A 36-24-36 turns you on? Exactly the same way, a polished SENSE of humour will get her head over heels for you. But , but. but. Always use Rule Number one when you try it. Or just don't try it anyways!

RULE NUMBER 3: PERVERT ALERT!

Case 1:Is she your best friend? 

Go ahead, say whatever you want to. This rule is not for you. She might join you in your non-veg jokes.

Case 2: You hardly know her.

In most cases, you will be considered downright cheap and desperate. So, control your tongue. 

RULE NUMBER 4: NICE MOUSTACHE? *ONE TIGHT IMAGINARY SLAP*

Case 1: Is she your best freind?

You guys probably talk about her painful waxing and threading sessions. So, if you think it's her time to go to the parlour,be subtle and tell her. It's okay. Just that, you need to have that comfort level with her.

Case 2: She is not your best friend.

 Are you trying to be funny by telling her that she has a nice moustache? DON'T. It's not at all funny. You are just embarrassing her. She will hate you for the rest of her life. 

RULE NUMBER 5 : STUBBLE.

 A hot manly stubble wins over a clean shaven school boy look any freaking day! She will love you. Trust me.

RULE NUMBER 6 : ATTENTION SEEKER.

Now, you try to be funny in every third sentence you speak and make sure that everyone within a 5 meter radius hears you but you eventually end up making a fool of yourself. 

Just be confident that you are smart and always have an amazing sense of humour. She will notice you.

RULE NUMBER 7 : MYSTERIOUS YOU.

Be mysterious. She will get interested. It will do wonders.

RULE NUMBER 8 : EYES.

Look straight into her eyes every time you talk to her or see her. Eye contacts do things which even words can't! 

RULE NUMBER 9 : MAKE HER FEEL SAFE.

Be a gentleman. It's not only extremely attractive but also, she will feel safe.Let her know that  you will protect her, always. Give her that feeling and she is yours.

This is it. My boys. Follow these rules even if you feel they are utter crap. Because they are not. Each and every one of these have been tried and tested by people around me. But having said that, use your heart too! :)

And to all my lovely ladies, forgive me if you don't agree with these. And, don't throw me out of your breed.

P.S.  In other news, I have reached home. Thought will go on a much needed DIET but mom's food after the creepy mess food made me push my dieting plan to the NEW YEAR resolution list.

P.P.S And anyone out there who watches BIG BOSS? I need updates.