LET HER BREATHE TOO.

‘’ Look at her, she is not a virgin’’- GIRL 1

‘’ She did it before tying the knot, what a disgrace.’’- GIRL 2

‘’Absolutely, her parents trust her so much.’’ – GIRL 1

I hate both the kinds.

They belong to our generation and go around claiming to have the broadest minds ever. They think themselves as the best of the lot since they are ‘pure’. They have saved themselves for a stranger their parents will set them off with. That’s not a problem.

So, what exactly is wrong with them?

They are doing what the society taught them to. They won’t go around at night since good girls don’t go out at night. They won’t get drunk because their elder siblings didn’t. They won’t wear a short dress either.

But, they’ll judge the ones who do! They’ll judge the ones who wish to make love with someone they truly love. They’ll judge the girls who get drunk like their brothers at night. They’ll judge the ones who wear that tube-top to the shopping mall. They’ll judge the ones who do what they want to!

Is minding your own business, that big an issue? Is being non-judgmental that hard?

How does drinking for fun make her a disgrace to our society? Your brother did that too. For fun. She has a life and she deserves to live it the way she wants to. Common, you felt like trying it too. But you didn’t. Because girls don’t drink in our culture. Whoa. She did because the best culture is to follow your heart.

How does wearing that mini skirt make her a slut? You want to do that too. Maybe you are self-conscious or fat or typically narrow-minded. Maybe she is not doing it for the boys. Maybe, she loves pampering herself. She is confident. How does that make her cheap and available? Think, for a change.

How does making love with the man she loves more than anyone else in this world make her a used piece? Who are you to tell if it’s right or wrong? The society told you that? This society used to burn women too. Maybe she is sure about him. Maybe she thinks he is the right guy for her. Maybe she loves him way too much. Maybe she felt right to do it with him.

Society feeds us with certain facts since the time we are born. You accept them without giving them a thought, and she is the one who is a disgrace? Forming opinions about someone just on the basis of her alcohol history or the virginity test is totally cool? 

Check your thoughts.

Is having fun banned? Is doing what your heart wants to, wrong? Is following the feel you get at that moment anti- Indian culture.

Tomorrow, your daughter might just fight with you to let her be. To let her fly too just like your son. And you ask her not to. Because it’s not right. She’ll still fly without telling you.

 Is that what you want?

Why not just change your mind for a second and think about it? Why not form opinions based upon your experiences rather than the already penned down rules. Why not have an open mind for a moment and stop judging her.

Just, THINK ABOUT IT.

P.S. You'll judge me on the basis of this post. Go ahead. Unlike you, I won't judge you back.

P.P.S I saw live cat sex in the morning today. And guess what, I didn't judge the cats. 

MEN SPECIAL.

NOTE : I am not a disgrace to my girl breed. Period.

You like her? You dream of her? You want her to be yours?

My boy, you are reading the correct post. I'll spill all the secret saved beans for you.

RULE NUMBER 1 : YOU HAVE BRAINS.

Now if your girl has brains and she knows that, and you go to her and end up saying something like,

 '' What's the use of using our brain all the time?'' OR ''I never use my brains unless we have a test.'', you are out. Just OUT. She'll strike you off forever. It's a big turn off. And it's no way near being Cool.

You have something in your skull, remember that! Use it more often and be careful with the lines you play to get her.

RULE NUMBER 2: SENSELESS HUMOUR?

You guys see her figure. A 36-24-36 turns you on? Exactly the same way, a polished SENSE of humour will get her head over heels for you. But , but. but. Always use Rule Number one when you try it. Or just don't try it anyways!

RULE NUMBER 3: PERVERT ALERT!

Case 1:Is she your best friend? 

Go ahead, say whatever you want to. This rule is not for you. She might join you in your non-veg jokes.

Case 2: You hardly know her.

In most cases, you will be considered downright cheap and desperate. So, control your tongue. 

RULE NUMBER 4: NICE MOUSTACHE? *ONE TIGHT IMAGINARY SLAP*

Case 1: Is she your best freind?

You guys probably talk about her painful waxing and threading sessions. So, if you think it's her time to go to the parlour,be subtle and tell her. It's okay. Just that, you need to have that comfort level with her.

Case 2: She is not your best friend.

 Are you trying to be funny by telling her that she has a nice moustache? DON'T. It's not at all funny. You are just embarrassing her. She will hate you for the rest of her life. 

RULE NUMBER 5 : STUBBLE.

 A hot manly stubble wins over a clean shaven school boy look any freaking day! She will love you. Trust me.

RULE NUMBER 6 : ATTENTION SEEKER.

Now, you try to be funny in every third sentence you speak and make sure that everyone within a 5 meter radius hears you but you eventually end up making a fool of yourself. 

Just be confident that you are smart and always have an amazing sense of humour. She will notice you.

RULE NUMBER 7 : MYSTERIOUS YOU.

Be mysterious. She will get interested. It will do wonders.

RULE NUMBER 8 : EYES.

Look straight into her eyes every time you talk to her or see her. Eye contacts do things which even words can't! 

RULE NUMBER 9 : MAKE HER FEEL SAFE.

Be a gentleman. It's not only extremely attractive but also, she will feel safe.Let her know that  you will protect her, always. Give her that feeling and she is yours.

This is it. My boys. Follow these rules even if you feel they are utter crap. Because they are not. Each and every one of these have been tried and tested by people around me. But having said that, use your heart too! :)

And to all my lovely ladies, forgive me if you don't agree with these. And, don't throw me out of your breed.

P.S.  In other news, I have reached home. Thought will go on a much needed DIET but mom's food after the creepy mess food made me push my dieting plan to the NEW YEAR resolution list.

P.P.S And anyone out there who watches BIG BOSS? I need updates. 

MEN AND PERIODS.

No. It's not that time of the month for me. It's none of your business any way! It was just a cheap trick to attract your attention.

Dear overrated Mr. Santa Claus,

It's your time in a week or two. It's time you wake up from your endless dreams and wash your red outfit to wear it again like every time. It's time you shave! It's time you get a nose-plastic surgery done. It's time you fool the kids. 

AND, It's high time you fulfill my wishes and unrealistic dreams. Or I'll question your existence for the rest of my life. I'll tell my kids to tell all the other kids they know that you are one big fat lie.

Here is my precise neat list of all the complaints I have. 

1. WEIGHTY ISSUES.

Why on Earth am I not size zero? Why have I been given genes that make me think that even a breath of fresh air will add to my BMI.  

2. JUSTICE TO THE POST TITLE.

Why don't the other set of homo sapiens have periods? Put them in their bodies for once. They should know what we, strong independent nice women go through every month and still bear with all the crap on this planet.

 Don't curse me, boy!

3. FEARLESS ME.

Dar ke aage jeet hai? I have spent my entire life around this one single stupid funda. And I don't like it this way. Make me fearless, please? I need to do a lot in my life and this stupid fear doesn't let me rest peacefully every night.

4. SINGER HU MAI!

I love to sing. But others don't really prefer hearing that. Just install that Indian Idol in me today.

5. DANCER BHI HU.

Why am I not able to move like Shakira? Why doesn't it come naturally to me with all the confidence in the world.

6. BOURN VITA KID.

Why don't I have a deep interest in nuclear science, history, c++. Basically all the subjects that make you a knowledge bank.

7. CRUSH? WHAT IS THAT?

It's been a month I've had a crush on anyone. I think I've lost the ability to like men. 

Don't think the other way, you judge mental prick! I am straight as hell.

8. HAIR.

You see the hair fall I am having ever since I've come to Manipal. It's giving me nightmares of me going bald.

Room-mate: You comb your hair a lot these days!

Me : Just a matter of three to four years. I don't think there will be anything left after that.

I hope the above remains a joke only!

9. JOURNALISM.

Send me to Symbiosis or Xaviers, please! :(

Senti topic.

This is it for now. Just do something about all of these and I'll go around with you next year singing your anthem 'Jingle Bells'.

Yours sincerely,
Never satisfied woman.